Well, obviously you know yourself better than me. Still, I’d like to make few guesses. Now, lets see
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The amount of ice cream you consume every day is almost illegal
And cry later cause you chubby now.
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You think you’re ugly. And you actually are.
Right?!? RIGHTT?!?!
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Nobody knows your true form
Here’s a little hint; it begins with B and ends with h.
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You’re already in a committed relationship……..with your couch
High Five!! Me too. Except I don’t have a couch. Or, you know, life. *Cries*
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You support Donald Trump in this presidential election
Well, that’s what I heard.
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Your 38 cats told you not to
Just NO!! K?
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You pick your nose….always….in very wrong places
That look just gives it all away.
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Your very first reaction to a date is..
Awesome!? YouTube “Not Todayyy”, you won’t be disappointed.
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Steve Harvey is your dating adviser
“It’s Nepal .NEPAL……Oops!! Sorry! LOL”