Friends can be easily found but true friendship is rare and is hard to find. There is nothing more valuable in life than having a true friend who stands by your side no matter what happens. You are very fortunate if you have true friends by your side. Many things have been said and written about friendship. And true friendships should be celebrated as often as we can. So, we have prepared a list of funny friendship quotes for you and your BFFs to enjoy your special bond with few laughs.
- Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’–Cookie Monster
- Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.–Edwin Arlington Robinson
- A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.–Jim Hayes
- I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.–Ann Richards
- When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.-Groucho Marx
- A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer
- True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.-Emilie Saint-Genis
Other funny friendship quotes are:
- There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.-Linda Grayson
- “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”–Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”– Milne
- “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”–Robert Brault
- “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”–Laurence J. Peter
- “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”–Robert Bloch
- “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.“-C.S. Lewis
Some bonus quotes are:
- Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true one stays, like an octopus on your -Unknown.
- True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.“-Unknown
- Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.-Unknown
- Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.-Unknown
- We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.-Unknown
- I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.–Unknown
- Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.–Unknown
Friends mean a lot to us, and there are a time and a place where things might not be full laughter and silliness with your BFFs.
I hope you guys enjoyed these funny friendship quotes and share it with your friends. Comment below telling us your favorite quotes among this list.